Category Archive: Vikings Game Review

Nov
27

Vikings vs Falcons: A Post Game Chuckle

This is what a person looks like when they shouldn't be a head coach in the NFL. Confused & over-matched.

Every time I think the Vikings couldn’t disappoint me more if they tried… they disappoint me more, primarily without trying. Or, because they’re NOT trying.

This team sucks. The coaching staff sucks. The personnel decisions of the last 5 years have come home to roost. This team is going to be bad until 2015, at least. Mark my words. I know none of us likes to hear it – but it’s all right there over the last 2 seasons.

Between poor drafting decisions, poor coaching decisions and bad personnel management when it comes to free agency (wide receiver, anyone?), this team has a steep drop off from star talent to the rest of the guys. Toby Gerhart is a prime example of talent drop-off from Adrian Peterson. And worse, there are very few roles with star talent.

Who qualifies as “star” talent? Adrian Peterson, Percy Harvin, Jared Allen… and that about wraps it up, doesn’t it? We don’t yet know if Ponder is going to be a star. We have no stand-outs on the offensive line. Our Tight Ends are average as a unit. Our defensive secondary sucks. I could go on, but we all know the state of the team.

The highlight of the game today was watching Jared Allen long-snapping after Cullen Loeffler was injured early in the 2nd quarter. And that was more from an overall interest perspective than anything else. Although, because our special teams’ performance has declined since we booted our previous special teams coach, Brian Murphy, not only did Jared Allen long-snap but he also had to bring down the punt returner after 6 to 7 missed tackles.

The announcers couldn’t shut up about Jared Allen long-snapping, but any good Vikings fan knew that a) Allen was drafted for his long-snapping skills and b) he’s listed as the #2 long-snapper in the depth chart. Duh.

 

Ponder made some nice throws today.

The Decent

Ponder to Percy and then a 1 yard carry by Gerhart for a TD in the 3rd quarter. Ponder took a huge risk throwing into double coverage, but Percy was able to win that contest, no problem. They should trust Percy more in those situations. Favre did.

Lucky break at the start of the 4th quarter, with a punt hitting a Falcon and subsequently being recovered by D’Imperio. Great field position & an unexpected possession. What did we do with it? Get a TD, of course, off 4th and 13. Just like I expected. Not! Ponder to Percy. Hey Musgrave: pay attention you dodo! Percy deep = magic.

 

This is what the WORST Offensive Coordinator in the NFL looks like.

The Terrible

Bill Musgrave’s play calling. The bubble screen to Percy didn’t work the first time? Let’s run that play 2 more times at least for negative yards! Yeah!

Percy’s 104 yard kick return… that wasn’t a TD. Crappy Bill Musgrave play-calling doomed the 3 subsequent downs. Dear Bill: GERHART is NOT the answer when you need to get 2 feet. He’s proved it time & time again. Do you, Bill, NOT watch film?

Special teams tackling. Or, the lack thereof. Our special teams coverage has significantly declined, where it used to be a strong point of ours. Priefer should be canned. Bring back Brian Murphy.

Defensive secondary. The worst in the league in my opinion. Especially now with Antoine Winfield out for the year with his broken clavicle. Cedric Griffin is terrified of contact – and I don’t blame him for that but I do think he needs to be released in the off-season.

 

Can someone explain to me why Webb isn't being used as a wide receiver or punt/kick returner? He has tremendous talent and does nothing but sit there week after week.

The Ridiculous

30% efficiency in 3rd down conversions. 64 net yards in rushing. Time of possession: 25:12. 6 penalties for 49 yards – undisciplined.

Frazier told some token blonde woman reporting from the sidelines after half time that he was hoping to use the run game to open up the passing game. Yes – Frazier is so stupid, he believes that we still can have a premier running game with Adrian Peterson sitting at home in Minnesota while the team plays in the Georgia Dome.

The performance of the o-line. Ponder had zero time back in the pocket. No protection the vast majority of the game. The entire line – including Phil Loadholt – needs an upgrade.

HOW did Frazier not challenge the 2nd effort Percy TD? Huge failure in the booth on the part of the Vikings. And it’s not the first time the people in the booth have failed the team. Perhaps those folks should be upgraded as well.

The Broncos are up next. Won’t it be fun to watch some talentless hack like Tim Tebow send the Purple & Gold to 2-10? No, it won’t be fun. But it will happen and those die-hard fans like myself will stoically watch the travesty of a game as it transpires.

Skol Vikings Nation. Make sure you have libations on hand to reduce the pain.

 

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Nov
20

Vikings vs Raiders: A Post Game Shake of the Head

The Vikings' season has gone down in flames.

What a ridiculous game. The Vikings looked disinterested, disheveled, disheartened and disengaged… until the last quarter, when they apparently found a little bit of pride left in the bottom of the barrel. It was too little, too late.

If this doesn’t prove to all of you people out there still defending Leslie Frazier that HE CANNOT coach or motivate this team, I don’t know what more it will take. 2 games this week and both times this team was not prepared and completely lacked any semblance of professionalism.

On the first play of the game, Charlie Johnson was called for a false start. And it was all downhill from there. Horrible tackling, lack of care with the ball and uninspiring performances by nearly every member of the squad. I think that Adrian Peterson would have had a very good day, but unfortunately, he was lost to us early in the second quarter.

Toby Gerhart is no Adrian Peterson. I think we can all agree on that.

The Good

Chad Greenway got Frazier's challenge. The rest of the defense took a nap.

Chad Greenway actually had a sack today, his first of the season and his first tackle for a loss of the season. He ended the day with 7 solo tackles, 8 assists and a sack.

3 personal fouls on the Raiders in the first quarter. That’s not really “good” but it kept our drive going.

Adrian Peterson got rushing TD #11, but didn’t make much headway in his quest to be the Vikings’ all-time leading rusher. He had 26 yards on the day, leaving him with 165 yards I believe before he breaks the record.

We actually blocked a field goal attempt for the first time since 2007! What kind of sad stat is that? We just aren’t very good at blocking punts or field goals – although the reverse happens to us fairly frequently.

Percy Harvin being used as a running back in the absence of Adrian Peterson. Perhaps he should be used more there. He had 5 carries for 21 yards rushing and 6 receptions for 76 yards. It was good to have him fully in the game.

The Bad

He can run. And has to a lot because our woe-line brings sadness & defeat.

Christian Ponder throwing an INT into double coverage in the red zone, setting up a TD scoring drive for the Raiders in the 1st quarter. Christian Ponder throwing another INT in 3rd quarter… setting up yet another Raiders TD. Christian Ponder throwing another red-zone INT that, due to a Michael Bush fumble, resulted in a Brian Robison recovery instead of another 7 points for the Raiders.

For the game, he went 19/33 for 211 yards with 2 TDs… and 3 INTs. Ponder made poor decisions out there today. I was hoping to see better decisions – not worse – with increased game time. The good news is that he takes full responsibility in his pressers.

The o-line had some of its worst play since the start of the season – and that’s saying a LOT given how crappy that line is to begin with. We need some serious upgrades along that o-line in the off-season. Since we’ll have high picks and all that – based on our travesty of a season.

Jared Allen’s 11 game streak with a sack was broken today. In his defense, he was held frequently and the Raiders were working the soft side with Robison quite a bit, taking the field of play away from him. Surprisingly, he ended the day with 0 solo tackles and just 2 assists.

Booker: Sometimes good. Usually not.

Lorenzo Booker fumbling on the 17 yard line when returning a kick and the Raiders recovering with less than 2 minutes in the 1st half, leading to another Raiders TD. Booker seems to have issues with holding onto the ball.

Penalties. 9 penalties for 50 yards. This team remains undisciplined. Of course, it could have been worse… we could be the Raiders with 12 for 117 yards. And if you’re thinking about that stat… that’s more than the length of the field, which theoretically would have led to some kind of advantage for us. But no, because it’s the Vikings and the team isn’t able to capitalize on those kind of mistakes. Much.

 

Leslie... Your coaching leaves me grimacing. And you can't motivate.

The Ugly

The FANS during the injury time out when Darrius Heyward-Bey was being strapped to a gurney with a potentially serious neck injury. You stupid people decided to do the WAVE???? This isn’t Chicago people. We’re not a bunch of classless ruffians. What is WRONG with you people attending that game? The team is embarrassing enough and now those of you doing the wave made the whole fan base look like a bunch of asses. Way to go.

Adrian Peterson’s ankle injury. It was ugly and he was carted off. He came back later in the game to hobble around on the sidelines, but he didn’t take the field again. Which was good – he needs to give that ankle some time.

The officiating! Phantom holding calls, miscalling of downs… what the heck was going on with them today? They were amateur at best.

Run stopping. Or rather, the lack thereof. Invisible pass defense. The defense looked anemic at nearly every position today. There was a Kevin Williams sighting. One. His first sack since 2009.

Special teams. All areas… kicking, punting, special teams coverage… Kick returns of 20, 36 and 46 yards allowed. Kluwe mishandling a snap on a field goal attempt. Sweet baby Odin… not good all around.

This was an incredibly painful game to watch across the board. These kinds of games suck the life right out of you. Or at least they suck the life right out of me. Leslie Frazier obviously can’t motivate this team. He & Musgrave cannot adjust and the whole team is flat.

I’ll end with this: I hope that Adrian Peterson & Darrius Heyward-Bey have speedy recoveries.

Skol Vikings Nation.

 

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Nov
14

Vikings vs Packers (Game 2): A Post Game Rant

Jared only managed to do this once tonight.

Wow. This team totally sucks. The coaching staff is pathetic. I’m so angry you may have noticed I jumped right into my commentary. Yeah. I’m that mad.

For the last 2 weeks I have been looking forward to this game. The Packers have the 31st worst defense against the pass. We had started to have a passing game. The Packers do not look invincible. They have gaps. I thought that Leslie Frazier and Bill Musgrave were spending the last 2 weeks planning for this game. I assumed they were watching film and putting together a comprehensive plan based on 8 games of Packers film. If I were on the coaching staff in either of their positions, that is what I would be doing.

I thought that the Vikings players would take a break and come back focused and ready to play one of the Vikings’ divisional rivals on Monday Night Football. I assumed that those players had pride in their craft and that they would not want to be embarrassed yet again on the national stage.

Well, I was wrong. About all of it.

You can see more of this on my blog than on the actual field.

The Good

The post game pressers were brief. Not much to say when your team was handed their collective ascot on a platter by some crappy small town team from the frozen tundra sporting the most god-awful combination of colors known to mankind.

ARodg was face planted twice. And frankly, with that Puker o-line of extra fat Michelin Men, that’s really not that good. Hi, Brian Robison – where have you been?

And that’s the end of the good. Note that I was generous to even put anything under “good” after this travesty. Especially with just 2 sacks on ARodg. Pathetic!

Note again that I had to dig deep into the pressers to even come up with a enough words to border the picture of ARodg getting sacked there to the right.

Yeah - we're not masters of any half anymore. (Photo: Brian Peterson, Star Tribune)

The Bad

Being a Vikings fan. This team makes it hard to have any sense of excitement or optimism year after year. The team has been woefully mismanaged and poorly coached since Bud Grant retired. It’s a miracle that the team has gotten to the NFC Championship Game at all since Bud left. Please note that if these players actually TRIED week in and week out, it wouldn’t be so hard to support them. But when you look at tonight’s game with Cedric Griffin whiffing on tackles because he’s mentally done with this game and Asher Allen getting burned… and Chad Greenway missing tackles… these mistakes are 100% effort and focus related.

Fred Evans. Every time he’s on the field he draws a penalty. Typically for being offsides. Guess what Fred: I want you off my team. Forever. Get the hell out of dodge dude.

Ponder’s 3rd down conversion rate. For those of you who, on Twitter, praised Ponder’s performance… his 3rd down conversion rate equaled Donovan McNabb’s average. His completion rate was under 50%.

Chris Kluwe’s punting. Yeah – he was out-performed by Masthay.  Ryan Longwell’s place kicking. I’m starting to think his leg is too old and he needs to retire. He’s been missing a lot of field goals lately.

Can't get your players motivated? Hey, ho, time to go!

The Ugly

10 penalties for 80 yards! The mental errors of amateurs.

Pretty much everything else. This team was so pathetic that Rodgers (in 50% of the last 4 games with these dodos) sat to watch Matt Flynn (who’s a hell of a QB in his own right) finish us off. Well isn’t that just grand. Nothing like going to work tomorrow to look the two Packer fans that work for me in the eye as we say good morning and they smirk. I can’t wait. Thanks a lot Vikings!

Let’s be clear on one thing: Leslie Frazier needs to be Les Steckeled. One and done. And he never should have had one year as head coach. He could have fixed this team. Back in September I wrote this post where I delineated what needed to be done. I hypothesized that Frazier didn’t have the guts to do it. And I was right.

The question is now: Will the Wilfs have the guts to do what needs to be done with Frazier & the rest of the offensive coaching staff? They all need to be fired and replaced with a new regime. And I wouldn’t wait either. Start making calls Zygi & Mark. Line up a replacement coach and bring him (or her, if they want to hire me!) in and let him establish the new offensive coaching staff and take the rest of the year to get some chemistry going. Bring in a general manager – hell, move Leslie Frazier to personnel if you want to keep him involved as I do think he has talent there – and let that person manage and let the coaches coach.

I watched this whole game from painful start to pathetic finish. I will watch the rest of the games this year and think about what might have been if Ponder had started from week one and if the Wilfs had hired a proven coach last season. Not that considering those possibilities will change anything… but I can pretend we had a totally different season in my head.

I am angry as hell at the entire team, the coaches & the owners right now, but I will never cheer for another team.

Skol Vikings Nation. I’m going to bed.

 

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Oct
30

Vikings vs Panthers: A Post Game Gawk

The Vikings Longboat docked in the Carolinas today.

I was given a lot of grief for picking the Panthers over the Vikings in today’s game. I didn’t do it because the Vikings have never won there (until today). Or because I thought Cam Newton would light up our secondary.

Well – maybe a little of each of those… but I picked the Panthers over the Vikings because the Vikings’ coaching staff is habitually terrible, as is our offensive line and our defensive secondary. A poor defensive secondary is a bad match with someone like Cam Newton. Our offensive line is a bad match with nearly every defense in the league.

But, thanks to the incredibly non-clutch place kicker of the Carolina Panthers, Olindo Mare, we have put our Panther Problems behind us.

As an added bonus, Chris Kluwe has unlocked his one week off reward for his Panther Pelt Quest completion.

I’m trying to be objective about today’s performance. Weirdly, I feel happy and optimistic, even though the brain part of me knows that we didn’t really “win” the game, but rather the Panthers lost it for themselves. We had issues. Lots and lots of issues. And those aren’t going to go away during the bye.

Without further ado, let’s break it down.

The Good

Christian Ponder: Affable, Unflappable Leader

Christian Ponder on 3rd down. 50% efficiency today, but when passing he converted 7 out of 10 attempts. This is such a huge improvement over our former QB, who shall remain nameless because his name is out in the media WAY too much right now.

Christian Ponder in the 4th Quarter. He does not give up. Not only does he not give up, he doesn’t let the offense give up. He’s leading them down the field, quietly but noticeably when compared to our first 5 games of the season.

Jared Allen. He is consistently performing week over week. He now has 10 consecutive games with a sack. Today, he also stripped the ball and recovered a fumble. He continues to impress.

Percy Harvin. A 10 yard rushing TD and 4 receptions for 58 yards – all while continuing to battle his rib injury. He’s a tough dude, no doubt, with lots of heart.

Peterson was in beast mode today. His rushing TD was a delight!

Adrian Peterson. He led the team today in both rushing AND receiving, combining for 162 of the 361 yards of total offense. What would we do without AD? I keep seeing Tweets from people about trading him for some first round picks. Those people need to have their heads examined. Adrian Peterson gives his heart & soul to the team every week. We could play the game of naming Vikings we CAN’T say that about… but let’s leave it at this: Adrian Peterson should spend his career as a Viking.

Chad Greenway led the team with 7 Tackles and 6 assists, beefing those stats up with a fumble recovery off Jared Allen’s strip to boot.  One disappointment was his miss on a blitz late in the 4th. But I believe Hussein Abdullah finished that one off.

The Vikings played 4 quarters of football today. I know, I was surprised, too. But they did it. They stayed engaged, they played hard and they kept fighting right until the end. I’m not saying they looked consistently great… but they played 60 minutes for a 2nd straight week.

The Bad

Ryan Longwell probably isn't celebrating being 1/2 on field goals today.

Percy was doing some great things on offense – until he was re-injured. He came back in – but I’m concerned that this is a long-term injury. The bye couldn’t come at a better time. Keep in mind that I’m putting Percy’s injury in “The Bad”, not Percy himself.

Ryan Longwell missing what should have been an automatic field goal. I was shocked that he kicked it wide left. The good news is that Longwell put some bad place kicking juju on the field that later impacted Mare and prevented the Vikings from losing another game.

Our woe-line issues continue to plague. Not only was Ponder sacked 4 times, but AD only put up 86 rushing yards on the defense ranked 29th against the run. Yes sir, ladies & gentlemen, that is what a bad o-line does to the number one rusher in the league. Even the threat of a passing game couldn’t fix that – and neither could a rookie QB with a passer rating over 102.

The Ugly

Hey Remi: Spend less time coiffing your hair and more time stopping the run!

Let’s start with Frazier’s challenges. His inability to coach never ceases to amaze me. He recently made some very nice personnel moves, filling me with a little optimism in his ability to improve… and then he makes 2 of the dumbest challenges I’ve seen lately. He was totally stoked in his presser after the game, but I hope he reflects on the poor choices for challenges and considers which team is up next on our schedule when the team gets back from the bye.

The Vikings run stopping. What ever happened to our impressive ability to stop the run? The Panthers were averaging 5.2 yards per rushing play against us today. Meanwhile, for comparison, we (with the best RB in the league) were averaging 4.0 yards per rushing play against the 29th ranked defense against the run. What is going on? Well, the fact that Remi Ayodele was credited with precisely 1 assist and 0 tackles today could have something to do with it. As a Nose Tackle that dude spends more time picking his nose than tackling.

The defensive secondary. Sweet baby Odin. Winfield out. Cook suspended (and hopefully cut, soon).  Cedric was moved to LCB… and we spent the day enjoying the coverage stylings of… Asher Allen. Everyone was getting burned back there. Sanford, Allen, Johnson when he was playing. What a nightmare. Just goes to show you that the Packers may not be as great as people think when ARodg couldn’t find a way to torch us. This, along with the o-line, should be the focus for the 2012 draft.

So next week is our bye. I bloody hate bye week. I love the Vikings and I love seeing them on my TV. Purple just makes me happy. Luckily, we go into the week with a W. Hopefully the team won’t let up on the focus for our week back. It’s time to hand those Pukers a loss. And I think we’re just the team that should do it.

Skol Vikings Nation!

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Oct
24

Ponder vs McNabb: It’s the 3rd Down Conversions, Stupid!

Ponder's first TD Ball (McKenna Ewen - Star Tribune)

The last few Mondays I’ve been waking up feeling verklempt and vaguely pissed off. This morning, I woke before my alarm and feel rather… chipper. Because I like to analyze things, immediately I wondered why the difference. After reviewing the box scores from yesterday’s game, I now understand this feeling.

Look at Ponder’s 3rd down efficiency. You might recall that a few posts back, I talked about our inability to convert on 3rd down – averaging under 35% efficiency. At the time, I pointed to the Saints – the team with the highest average 3rd down efficiency at 59%.

Christian Ponder was at 56% yesterday against the Packers. McNabb, meanwhile, was at 28% against the Lions. I picked that game specifically because the Lions were undefeated, too, at the time, and we were fairly close to winning that game as well. I thought the situations were about as equal as I could get them without the QBs facing off against the same team.

Category Ponder (Vikings vs Packers) McNabb (Vikings vs Lions)
Total First Downs 22 16
… by rushing 9 5
… by passing 12 10
Third Down Efficiency 9/16 – 56% 4/14 – 28%
Total Offensive Plays 65 63
Ave Gain per Offensive Play 6.7 yards 5.1 yards
Net Yards Rushing 218 yards 132 yards
… by Peterson 175 yards 78 yards
Ave Gain per Rushing Play 7.0 yards 5.7 yards
Net Yards Passing 217 yards 189 yards
Red Zone Efficiency 2/2 – 100% 2/5 – 40%

I think the other startling statistic here is Adrian Peterson’s production. Nearly 100 more yards when the passing game was a real threat.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m looking forward to this week’s game for the first time all season. I’m interested to see what Ponder can do as he settles into the offense.

 

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Oct
23

Vikings vs Packers: A Post Game Hope

Jared Allen: 2 sacks today, 9 consecutive games with sacks!

Well, Vikings Nation, we lost again. We’re 1-6 and just lost to a division rival. One we all hate, mostly because of their completely obnoxious fan base. My mom passed a year ago today and the game just ended with another “L” so you’d think that I’d be down in the dumps, right?

While I miss my mom tremendously, I don’t feel too bad about the game. Except for our defense – but I’ll get to that. The vaunted Packers beat us by… 2 field goals. One of which was 58 yards so props to Crosby on that one. The undefeated Packers barely eked out a win against a 1-5 team. We should feel pretty good about that!

And how ’bout that Christian Ponder, hooking up with Michael Jenkins for 72 yards on the first play of the game? I’m sure I wasn’t alone when I stood up and yelled and clapped in my house, cackling with glee. Just to see that we had a QB that could throw down field… honestly, at that point, I couldn’t care less about what happened the rest of the game. I felt that glimmer of hope that perhaps we might actually have a franchise QB for the first time since… dinosaurs walked the earth?

The Good

Ponder made his first NFL start today and had 2 TDs! (Let's ignore the INTs...)

Gotta start with Christian Ponder in his first NFL start. Sure, he completed fewer than half of his passes. And he threw 2 TDs and also 2 INTs. But for the love of Pete! We have a QB that is pretty accurate and doesn’t force our receivers to Plank and Catch. Immediate upgrade in my opinion. Ponder hit 6 different receivers during today’s game. Way to spread it around, kid.

Bernard Berrian was benched again! And I saw on Twitter that the hot rumor is that his lazy butt is getting cut this week. Hey – Bernie! Don’t let the door hit ya on the way back to the west coast, dude! Thanks for nothing much during your time here. And Bernie’s benching led to…

Greg Camarillo resurfacing with his sure hands for 2 receptions for 35 yards on critical 3rd downs. Way to give Christian somewhere to go with the ball.

Heads up play by Toby Gerhart when Cobb muffed a punt. Too bad Toby couldn’t contribute much more during the game. But that one play led to a delicious rushing TD by…

175 rushing yards, a rushing TD and just generally BAD ASS!

Adrian Peterson! Who ran right over AJ Hawk. I flipped AJ Hawk off after that. Hopefully it wasn’t caught on camera. I’d hate for the Commish to fine me $10K like he did to Hawk this week. All-Day rushed for 175 yards against that “world champion” defense. This, folks, is what happens when you have a QB that can actually throw. Rock on!

Jared Allen with TWO delightful ARodg face plants, thereby setting a new team record for consecutive games with sacks at 9. Nothing makes this Vikings fan happier than seeing men in purple and gold uniforms smashing that smug QB to the turf. ARodg didn’t have to go to Jared. Jared came to him! Shout out to Marcus Sherels and Everson Griffen who both sacked ARodg today as well. 4 times we saw ARodg covered in purple – and 4 times I laughed maniacally.

Well – that’s the most “good” I’ve had to write about this entire season! Let’s continue…

The Bad

Our o-line remains a woe-line. They looked slightly better than other weeks, but Herrera had his knee hyper extended and you know things are weird when Letroy Guion, DT, is suddenly making appearances in the offense. Now that we seem to have a capable QB, let’s make sure the 2012 draft includes some aggressive offensive linemen.

Kluwe can kick - but he sure the hell can't tackle!

Percy Harvin reinjured his ribs and missed about half the game. We need to get him healthy and active in the offense. I think Ponder could do a lot with him and his amazing receiving abilities.

Chris Kluwe attempting to tackle. Seriously, Chris. I love you. I do. But a half hearted grab is NOT a tackle anywhere on this planet. You’re our last line of defense on those plays so if you can’t execute a decent punt, at LEAST tackle.

Ponder makes an appearance here, too, just as a caution. I saw a few accuracy issues and he still has a tendency to rabbit out of the pocket… but let’s just keep an eye on him and hopefully as he gains experience, both will fade.

The Ugly

Leslie... You don't impress me. C'mon man! 2nd half is STILL part of the game.

2nd half collapse is still an issue. Of course, I hadn’t expected that would change because we still have the same bloody coach we had last week. I’ve said it all season long – and I will say it again: Leslie Frazier needs to either go now or the Wilfs need to Steckel him. One and done. We need a coaching staff that can make second half adjustments. End of story.

Brian Robison. Not only did you get ZERO sacks on ARodg – but you kick a dude in the nether-region on America’s Game of the Week? And this, after Cook has his worthless butt in a jail cell for felony strangulation? If you cannot play CLEAN then get back on the bench. Honestly – B-Rob is one of my favorite guys and I was extremely disappointed in his lack of class. I understand that it’s hard to not hate the Packers to that level, but we all just need to keep our hands (and apparently FEET) to ourselves. 5 demerits to B-Rob. And this: :(

In case you’re wondering, I sent him a tweet stating my displeasure. I’m sure he’s feeling quite contrite now.

Cook: Cut him loose, Frazier! (Photo: Hennepin County Sheriff's Office)

Chris Cook. He’s in a jail cell. 2 counts of assault – one of which is felony strangulation. If he’s not off this team by Tuesday, I’ll be calling the front office. And no, I’m not kidding. Vikings players have been arrested a total of 6 times in the last 9 months. This is the second time for Cook. He needs to be cut, if nothing else, then to send a message to the rest.

Well, that’s it for this week my faithful readers. I very much appreciate you coming back week after week to read my posts! It’s been a l-o-n-g stretch of tough games for us as a fan base, but we’ve all hung in here and I think we can all see some light at the end of the tunnel. So put on your purple & gold and hold your heads up high Vikings Nation!

Skol!

 

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Oct
17

Vikings vs Bears (Game 1): A Post Game Reaction

McNabb got benched, praise Odin. But for how long?

Well, Vikings fans, it’s game 6 of the 2011 season. Or 2010 Redux as I like to think of it. Only we won’t win as many games this year.

We just had our ascot handed to us on a platter by the woeful Bears. That’s right, we made the Bears’ offensive line look stout. We made Cutler look like Brady – or at least capable. And our entire team looked utterly and completely inept.

We can feel the Puker Nation cackling with glee at our misfortune… all while insisting the Bears are their biggest rival. And guess what Purple People – those Pukers are up next on our schedule! Oh yeah. Can’t wait for that game!

If you’re reading this, you’re at least hanging around like me, watching travesty after travesty, week after week. We’re not band wagon fans, are we Vikings Nation? Did you know that there are repulsive Puker fans out there saying that we’re probably down to 200 fans now that Favre is gone? Well, we will continue to be here and the Puker fans will continue to be as classless as their team, flipping off their own players on TV (Yeah, AJ Hawk – I’m talking to you Mr. Non-Role Model).

Gee - Frazier actually made a decision tonight.

I thought a lot about what I would say about this game. After considering my options, I’ve decided that the Good/Bad/Ugly format isn’t going to work because, aside from Frazier FINALLY acting like a coach and benching McNabb, there was nothing good about this game. Not one thing.

After the game, in his presser, Frazier wouldn’t commit to Ponder or McNabb. The coaching staff is going to “discuss” it tomorrow. Frazier finally displays some coaching gravitas by benching McNugget and then he ruins it in the post-game presser because he’s too McChicken to make difficult decisions by himself. Terrific. I’m sure that Tony Dungy would do things exactly the same way. Hopefully my sarcasm comes through.

The Vikings have a big decision to make. They could assume that continued losses might jeopardize the stadium approval and actually try to win (operative word: TRY), they could keep things status quo and join the Dolphins and the Colts in the “Suck for Luck” bowl, or they could make radical changes and try to determine their talent needs for the next draft – and stop worrying about the division standings.

The Bears sacked McNabb 5 times. This isn't McNabb. So what?

Maybe you’re wondering what I would do. Or, you might not care. If you don’t care, you can stop reading here. If you’re interested, continue reading.

I’d go for option 3. Radical change. Starting at QB. Frazier shouldn’t have quibbled during the post-game presser. He should have stated specifically that a) this season is going nowhere, b) he was wrong to bring McNabb in and c) Ponder and Webb will be taking the QB position for the rest of the season. But honesty and decisiveness are not Frazier’s strong suit.

I’m not going to rehash my “What I Would Do If I Were Leslie Frazier” post. What we need right now is for Leslie to make the tough decisions. If he can’t, he should be relieved of his duties and the Wilfs should use their connections to hook us up with an interim coach that has the guts to do what needs to be done.

Stopping at a QB change will buy us very little, save the NFL experience either Ponder or Webb – or both – would gain. I don’t mean to diminish that, but we need to evaluate all of the talent on this team, which means sitting starters and looking deep into the line up. This is a lost season. We’re going nowhere and if we do not take stock in what we currently have on the roster, we will have no direction as to which way to go, heading into the 2012 draft, in order to secure what we need from a talent perspective to be competitive again quickly.

Personally, I thought Webb should replace McNabb. He's got better wheels.

I’m not talking obvious things – like our Woe-Line issues and our sieve-like secondary. Those are easy targets. But who is sucking up valuable roster space? I’m sure there are 10 people we could cycle off easily – but which ones should go? We should take the rest of the season to find out.

Putting Webb and Ponder in the game would generate excitement in the fan base. If we’re going to lose, let’s watch these kids grow.

As much as it pains me to say it, I’m not looking forward to next week’s game at all. And if Frazier comes out on Wednesday and says either a) he hasn’t made a QB decision or b) he says he’s starting McNabb, I will likely attempt to boycott the viewing of the game. Of course, by Sunday, my resolve would crumble and I’d end up watching anyway, so I’m just going to admit I’ll be watching and hoping for as many AR face plants as possible.

I expect to see this next week.

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Oct
09

Vikings vs Cardinals: A Post-Game Caution

McNugget vs McNabb. What's the difference?

I’m just going to jump right in this week. That’s right… no fancy preamble. No comical lead in. No extra words to preface my upcoming remarks… but I digress!

I didn’t pick the Vikings to win today. Donovan McNabb is still our quarterback and Leslie Frazier is still our coach and Bill Musgrave is still coordinating the offense. Ergo, it didn’t take much critical thought to conclude that the Vikings would be who we thought they were.

And then they won. The difference today was Fred Pagac‘s defense: 3 INTs, 2 forced fumbles and 4 sacks.

I’m not inferring that we shouldn’t feel happy about this win. Although I’m not happy as this, in Frazier’s mind, will reset the “Bench McNabb” clock and he will allow a QB that can’t throw to continue losing games for us by being unable to convert 3rd downs due to a lack of a passing game.

Still feeling good about today’s game? Let’s look at some stats to see if I can’t bring you back to reality.

See how happy Donovan McNabb looks on the bench? Put him there permanently.

Last week, McNabb threw for 202 yards against the Chiefs. This week he threw 169 yards against the Cardinals.

Last week he completed 18/30 with 2 TDs and 1 INT. This week, he was 10/21 with 0 TDs and 0 INTs.

That’s right Vikings Nation: our passing game is WORSE, not better.

And how ’bout that highlight of Percy standing in the end zone, wide open, while McNabb threw to Jenkins for 5 yards? That’s the best illustration of how bloody inept McNabb is that I’ve seen.

Today’s win was due to our defense making big plays deep in the Cardinals’ territory and good field position post-punt. From there it was All-Day, well, basically all day.

We had a great first quarter. In fact, we essentially front loaded our typical good first half into the first quarter and then held on for dear life the rest of the game. We didn’t score at all during the 2nd quarter. And we had 1 field goal in the 3rd quarter and another in the 4th quarter. That’s right Vikings Nation: we are the same team we’ve been all year. Nothing has changed, other than we played a team that had a QB who was not taking care of the ball and a group of guys who couldn’t pull it together the way the Chargers, Bucs, Lions and Chiefs did.

In short: there is no cause for optimism because we won this game. If you were feeling awesome about the upcoming games until you read this, you have my sympathy but I will not apologize for taking this team to task over their performance.

The Good

You're right - this isn't Kevin Kolb. So what???

Jared Allen and Brian Robison were quite beastly today. These guys make a tremendous pair of defensive ends. We should have let Ray Edwards go elsewhere sooner as we can consistently count on B-Rob to show up and care on a weekly basis. Also – I suspect we won’t see him launch himself into the air to perform an aerobatic helmet to helmet with Matt Stafford because he doesn’t play dirty.

Asher Allen. Yeah. I said it. Prior to the game I was tweeting and texting my disdain for Asher. And then what does he do? Makes a great play and doesn’t mess up the rest of the game. Huh. I didn’t see that coming, but I’ll take it. Imagine if his game becomes consistent and we have a healthy Antoine, Cedric, Cook and Allen available. Heck – we might actually get in the top 20 teams against the pass!

Jamarca Sanford. People – we had a SAFETY intercept passes TWICE today. I think I was eight the last time that happened. Ok – probably not. But it’s been a while. Jamarca gave it his all right until the end and that’s what we need from everyone on this team on a weekly basis.

Aromashodu deserves a chance to be the starter.

Devin Aromashodu, leaping like a gazelle, to catch passes. Berrian was right where he belonged: out of uniform and sitting his lazy behind on a bench. Let’s hope the next item out of Winter Park looks like this: “Today, the Vikings announce that they’ve released Bernard Berrian…” Let’s all pick up the red phone and get Odin on the horn to make that happen.

The Percy Harvin/Lorenzo Booker reverse play was working for me. I hope we see that again. I would have liked to have seen Percy get the ball more today. I don’t understand why we use the 2009 Offensive Rookie of the Year as a blocker more than the targeted receiver. Sure – he’s out there blocking like a crazy person – but c’mon – the kid has wheels. Let’s use ‘em.

Last, but definitely not least, Adrian Peterson. He had a great game – and a nice presser post-game as well. Adrian and I have had a complicated relationship over the years, marked by my cursing him from my hospital bed on Dec 28, 2009 when he fumbled in OT against the Bears, costing us home field advantage. The nurses weren’t too excited by my yelling and cursing. But, he’s worked hard to get back in my good graces by curing his fumbling problems… What? You didn’t know that was for me? Well, it was. Let’s move on. AD was dragging defenders by the dozen (or twos) and bowling people over in his quest to rack up 3 rushing TDs in the first quarter alone. Congrats to him on setting a team record to boot.

The Bad

Vikings receivers are perfecting the “Plank and Catch” technique, favored by no one in the NFL. Don’t know what I mean by that?

A receiver should be upright (the majority of the time) when catching the ball.  With McNabb at the helm, the Vikings spend most of their time in a horizontal pose – “planking” if you will – attempting to catch the ball before it can skip across the grass. Of course many times they just end up planking sans catch because McNabb not only has no zip to his balls, he chronically under-throws them as well.

Notice that the ball is nowhere near the grass and the receiver is upright.

Cris Carter demonstrating how to plank during Larry Fitzgerald's summer camp. He'd heard the Vikings had signed McNabb.

Ok. I joke about Cris Carter – but seriously – McNabb can’t throw! Until, all of a sudden, he actually hits a receiver in stride. But he does not do it enough to matter.

The Ugly

The Vikings convert 35% of their 3rd downs. By comparison, the Saints convert 59% of their 3rd downs. The Vikings are 23rd in Yards Per Game. We have the 5th most penalties and the 6th most penalty yards. We are inefficient and we’re undisciplined. And nothing has changed about that with this win. In fact, we only converted 30% of our 3rd downs today.

With this coaching staff and Donovan McNabb at the QB position, we will lose again the next time we go up against a team with some fight in them. I’m sorry to say that about a team that I love, but it’s the truth – based on statistics & facts, not emotion.

Frazier finally displayed a little bit of bite by benching Berrian for the game. If he does what needs to be done with McNabb, I might embrace some hope for the season. If not, I will continue to view the Purple & Gold with a skeptical eye.

Skol my Vikings brothers & sisters.

 

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Oct
02

Vikings vs Chiefs: A Post-Game Sigh

Yes - it's come to this. (Photo: Brian Peterson, Star Tribune)

New in Vikings’ wear this season, cardboard boxes with snappy slogans like “1st half masters, 2nd half disasters”. That’s right – paper bags are not sturdy enough for Vikings fans. We need cardboard to ensure that our identities are well concealed.

Ok Vikings brethren. I’m done with McNabb. And I’ll be done with Frazier (ok – I already am…), too, if he doesn’t bench McNabb for the rest of the season. We’re 25% of the way through the season and this team cannot beat a team that was manhandled by every opponent to date. The good news is that we didn’t blow a big lead after the half. Mostly because we weren’t leading at the half. In real, non-sarcastic good news, we actually managed to score during the second half – but it wasn’t enough to win the game.

The Vikings are 0-4. The McNabb experiment is a complete and utter flop. It’s time for Ponder and Webb to get a shot at leading this team. But they won’t get it.

Leslie Frazier said during his post game presser, “We’re not in a situation where I don’t think we’re going to make a quarterback change. We’ll go back and look at this tape and look at every position and try to see what we can do to help every position do better than we played today.” Despite the double negative, Leslie Frazier refuses to make a change at QB.

Frazier: Looking for answers while ignoring what's right in front of him.

I don’t care how nice Leslie Frazier is. Leaders need to lead – not worry about offending someone. Tough decisions need to be made, and Leslie Frazier doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to do it. He doesn’t have the go-for-the-kill instinct that is necessary to turn this team around.

Lest we forget, this team has the 2008 and 2009 Offensive Rookies of the year on it. That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. We have Adrian Peterson and Percy Harvin – but cannot win a game. We have Chad Greenway – one of the premier strong-side outside linebackers in the NFL. We have Jared Allen, Brian Robison and Kevin Williams. We have Visanthe Shiancoe. My point here is that we do have talent on this team but it’s not coalescing. Which leads me right back to my point from last week: this team is failing because of coaching.

I’m not going to rehash what I’ve stated in the past. I think everyone knows that I want Bill Musgrave fired and I wouldn’t mind seeing Frazier go as well. Including his stint as Interim Head Coach, he’s now 3-7… a wholly uninspiring performance – especially given his long tenure with this team.

McNabb. Yeah dude - we're perplexed, too.

If Frazier isn’t able to make the decisions that need to be made to allow this team to build for the future then someone in the Vikings organization needs to make the tough choices.

McNabb has no business being on the field. I don’t care how nice his throw to Devin Aromashodu was – any QB in the league could have made that throw.  Of course, I was just surprised that it was high enough to catch.

If Frazier won’t bench him, then the Wilfs should. It would be too much to expect McNabb to bench himself. He doesn’t even think he’s part of the problem!

The Vikings’ season is over.  At this point it’s not inconceivable that we might go 0-16. I thought KC was one of 3 games we might win this season, but the Vikings couldn’t get it together. The offensive line play sucked, McNabb was grass-skipping balls right and left, Peterson couldn’t break out a huge run the way we needed him to, and the defensive effort was rather drab. None of this bodes well for our match up with the Cardinals.

I will end this post-game sigh with this: there are 13 weeks of regular season play left. Much like last year, the  every day Viking fan will spend those 13 weeks holding on to the 2009 performance of the majority of this team and wonder where the magic went. Like the rest of you, I have no answers. Neither does the team, the coaching staff or the owners. That’s why it’s time for a shake up.

 

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